Heather planea caricatura para humillar a los McCartney

[Rolly]

Heather's animation show to humiliate Sir Paul's family ¿¿¿???:

Heather Mills is secretly planning a cartoon series to humiliate estranged husband Macca and his family - called The McFartneys.

The bizarre animation show will portray Sir Paul as a crude Homer Simpson-like slob who spends all day smoking pot and breaking wind.

His children Stella, James and Mary are also ridiculed - while Heather paints herself as a supermum juggling her business and family life.

In one episode she also plans to feature Sir Paul's late wife Linda - who died from breast cancer in 1998 - as a ghost. Heather believes she will be able to get away with outrageous storylines as long as the McCartneys' names are changed slightly.

"This shows the lengths Heather Mills will go to in her attempts to blacken Paul's name," a source told the Sunday Mirror last night.

"She wants it to be a cross between The Simpsons and South Park and reckons it will get cult status. She'll clearly be sadly mistaken.

"She's saying the series will expose everything that has gone on and goes on in the McCartney family, all under the guise of the cartoon characters. But most of it has been dreamed up and cast from her skewed imagination."

It is the latest unbelievable twist in Sir Paul and Heather's explosive divorce battle over his £800 million ($1.5 billion) fortune.

Even the name of the company Heather has set up to produce the series, Raspberry Fields, is a petty swipe at Macca - mocking The Beatles' 1967 hit Strawberry Fields. It was set up on July 3 last year - two months after Heather and Macca split. Heather is listed as the company director and her sister, Fiona Mills, 36, is secretary.

The same company that owns Heather's personal website registered the domain names mcfartneys.co.uk, mcfartneys.com and several variations on June 28.

Heather has been speaking to several TV companies in the US and has been looking at the show reels of a number of animators. She has been desperately trying to keep the idea secret while she hunts for the right person to bring the characters to life. The source added: "She has spoken to Sex and The City creator Darren Star and Hollywood director Dennis Erdman about which networks to approach and who may be interested in the series.

"Her back-up, if no one will take it, is to produce it for the internet, because she knows that even if the networks are too afraid to go up against Paul, people will tune in to it. She's looking at the work of different animators. The companies she's been looking at don't know it's for her at the moment, or what the project is.

"The trouble she's already finding is that people are reluctant to be in a show which sends up a legend like Paul McCartney."

The source added: "The McFartneys will all get names similar to the McCartneys. So Heather will be given another flower name. This way the viewer will be able to work out who is meant to be who."

The cartoon will infuriate Sir Paul. The source said: "If there's one thing that will upset Paul, it's having Linda and his family brought into their divorce battle. He's very close to all his children and won't like this one bit.

"Most people are already saying they don't want to be associated with the project - but with Heather's money after the settlement it will definitely be made."

The couple announced their divorce in May last year after Sir Paul changed the locks at their home. In a joint statement, they claimed constant media attention had damaged their relationship, but Sir Paul later blamed Heather for the split, describing her as "rude and argumentative".

She responded by describing him as controlling and manipulative, claiming he was violent towards her.

During their separation it was claimed she had once worked as a £5,000-a-night ($9,744) escort, which she vehemently denies, and posed for pictures in smutty sex books.

She is believed to want £32 million ($62 million) from the divorce, which has still not been settled. The Sunday Mirror revealed how she had demanded four of McCartney's homes. Since then she has called in police after receiving death threats.

We revealed last month how she is setting up her own beauty website, called I Do Care.

And Heather has been recording a video diary of her experiences and plans to release it as a documentary.

The source added: "It seems like Heather's whole life is geared towards getting revenge on Paul and getting as much money out of him as she can."

JAMES McCARTNEY

THE 29-year-old musician is very close to his dad and is very protective of him - but has not become publicly involved in any spats with Heather. He played drums on one of Macca's albums and has been seen with him on tour. However, Heather will depict him as the son who hates his father and can't stand the sight of him so avoids him at all costs.

STELLA McCARTNEY

THE 35-year-old fashion designer is renowned for her constant fights with Heather. So it's no surprise her character is portrayed as a spoiled brat, who runs to daddy every time someone upsets her. She's jealous of her dad's new wife and tries to undermine her - and always complains about her step-mum eating into her inheritance.

SIR PAUL McCARTNEY

Heather wants to destroy Macca's reputation as a peace-loving pop legend. His character will be seen smoking cannabis, picking his nose and farting all the time. He will also be depicted as a total miser - and be jealous and possessive. He'll not allow his wife out of his sight, demanding her full attention at all times.

HEATHER MILLS

Her own character is also a million miles from the real thing - but in a very different way. She will be a put-upon, sweet little homemaker who desperately tries to fix the family's problems while juggling a career. Her own daughter, based on three-year-old Beatrice, will be blissful and intelligent - thanks to having such a level-headed mother.

MARY McCARTNEY

Photographer Mary, 37, only agreed to take the pics for anti-fur charity PETA's latest campaign after she was assured Heather was no longer involved with the organisation. Her character will be seen as someone who pretends she's afraid of her own shadow but in fact is out to destroy her stepmother and is seen plotting behind her back.

un abrazo

RollyLiz

[Silver Sun]

Me está empezando a preocupar toda esta porquería de Heather... el problema principal es Beatrice, Paul debe estar detrozado...

Espero que salga adelante

[Rolly]

Mills 'planning Cartoon To Mock McCartney'.
19th February 2007 16:01:01

HEATHER MILLS wants to create a cartoon mocking SIR PAUL McCARTNEY and his family, according to reports.

British newspaper the Sunday Mirror claims Mills is planning the animation - dubbed The McFartneys - to be a cross between the Simpsons and South Park.

It is claimed the former Beatle would be portrayed as a flatulent and miserly cannabis-smoker and his daughter Stella as a control-freak with a grudge against Heather - while Heather herself is made out to be a homemaker struggling to juggle family life with her career.

The Mirror claims Mills plans to slightly alter names so McCartneys are still are easily recognisable. She has even set up a production company, Raspberry Fields - a reference to Beatles song Strawberry Fields - and has registered variations of "McFartneys" on the world wide web.

A source tells the newspaper, "This shows the lengths Heather will go to in her attempts to blacken Paul's name.

"She wants it to be a cross between The Simpsons and South Park and reckons it will get cult status. She'll clearly be sadly mistaken.

She's saying the series will expose everything that has gone on and goes on in the McCartney family, all under the guise of the cartoon characters. But most of it has been dreamed up and cast from her own skewed imagination.

"She has been desperately trying to keep the idea secret while she hunts for the right person to bring the characters to life. She has spoken to Sex And The City creator Darren Star and Hollywood director Dennis Erdman about which networks to approach and who may be interested in the series.

"Her back-up, if no one will take it, is to produce it for the internet, because she knows that even if the networks are too afraid to go against Paul, people will tune into it."

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un abrazo

RollyLiz

[Beatle Girl]

Mills Planea Atacar a McCartney con Dibujos Animados

El periodico britanico "The Mirror" publico ayer que Heather Mills planea el estreno de dibujos animados poniendo en ridiculo a Paul McCartney y a su familia.
Los dibujos animados, que segun se dice llevaran el nombre de "The McFartneys", sera muy similar a caricaturas como "The Simpsons" y "South Park". En el, se mostrara a Paul como fraudulento y fumador de cannabis y a su hija, Stella, como una histerica sin control. En cambio, a Mills se le pondra como "una victima de las locuras que suceden en el hogar" y que trata de salvar a la familia con su trabajo.
Como publico "The Mirror", Mills altero levemente los nombres pero seguiran siendo facilmente reconocibles - ha instalado una compania de produccion llamada "Raspberry Fields" (como parodia a la cancion "Strawberry Fields Forever"- y ha colocado variaciones de "McFartneys" en el World Wide Web.
Una fuente del periodico dice que "Las tentativas de Heather por ennegrecer el nombre de Paul son demasiado excesivas"


MALDITA VIEJA DESGRACIADA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TheWalrus]

http://news.sawf.org/Gossip/33665.aspx
http://www.sundaymirror.co.uk/archive/a ... _page.html

Esta vez si que ha llegado lejos esta tía

[krisofk]

[PiBe]

Desenfunda el lápiz, SubmarinoAmarillo, nosotros mismos somos!

[death23]

Y

que


pasaría


si


Heather es realmente la víctima???


Han pensado en eso alguna vez??? Dejen a un lado sus pasiones y piensen en eso. La están satanizando como lo hicieron con Yoko.

Las cioncas de McCartney son bellísimas, pero quién conoce realmente la personalidad de este señor??? Fumaba marimba, eso le puede haber afectado el cerebro!!!



Que hermosa.
































Feliz día de los inocentes atrasado

"Her back-up, if no one will take it, is to produce it for the internet, because she knows that even if the networks are too afraid to go up against Paul, people will tune in to it. She's looking at the work of different animators. The companies she's been looking at don't know it's for her at the moment, or what the project is.

"The trouble she's already finding is that people are reluctant to be in a show which sends up a legend like Paul McCartney."

Yo que Heather realmente le pediría unos milloncitos y me quito solapa nomás. Leí que en su web se ha desactivado la sección para mandarle mails (que fue??? muchos insultos y amenazas de muerte???) PETA la acaba de mandar al caraXo y ahora lanza manotazos de ahogada, no creo que el mundo cambie la visión que tienen de ella. Estas animaciones son sin duda un ataque fuerte y estoy seguro que conseguirá gente que la
apoye, pero yo no subestimaría al Sir...

A pretty face may last a year or two
But pretty soon they'll see what you can do


TURN ME ON DEAD MAN!!!

[I_ll_Follow_The_Sun]

Yo no creo que consiga nada con este escandalete... sólo quedarse como una picona, como una víbora... pero parece de muy mal gusto que Linda sea un personaje de sus caricaturas... y esto creo que es un gran error porque Linda tuvo y tiene mucha simpatía no sólo entre los fans de Macca, sino también entre millones de vegetarianos que no necesariamente escuchan Beatles a menudo... ensañarse con ella es una muy mala estrategia...

Creo además que todo el mundo coincide que es de mal gusto ventilar problemas personales (si la hija de Macca es o no posesiva a nadie le importa)... finalmente, la posición de Mills en este debate es muy débil, no porque Macca sea tan popular sino por sus fotos pseudo-pornos en The Sun... creo que ante ese escándalo la mejor estrategia hubiera sido usar el carisma de McCartney y sus campañas antiminas para limpiar su imagen pública, y ella hizo todo lo contrario...

... y si Macca es en verdad una rata y drogadicto, creo que a nadie le importa... esto de hacerse la víctima no le va a resultar.

Saludos.

[Eterno]

Mmm... hay en esto alguna causal para una jugosa demanda por difamacion?

[Marthamydear]

Pobre Heather.. ya no sabe que hacer para que la gente voltee a verla.. paso de ser la respetuosa esposa de un gran músico a ser un cero a la izquierda.. y eso es lo que más le duele...Ójala que Paul no se quede con los brazos cruzados, habrá mucha gente lo apoye.

[Father Mckenzie]

Se expone a una tremenda demanda...que lo haga y que Paul no le deje ni para el té...y de una vez terminar con esta "one leg bitch".

[LMW28IF]

Pobre Heather.. ya no sabe que hacer para que la gente voltee a verla...

Muy fácil, que se corte la otra pata, que no use prótesis y listo....jajajajaja

[Beatle Girl]

Pobre Heather.. ya no sabe que hacer para que la gente voltee a verla...

Muy fácil, que se corte la otra pata, que no use prótesis y listo....jajajajaja

Esta bien que no tengo nada contra los discapacitados, pero ella se lo gano!!

[medialuna]

que persona tan desagradable!!! Pero pues pobrecita, nada mas anda clamando por que el mundo la voltee a ver y digan "hay pobre, cómo sufrió y nada mas quería hacer el bien" la gente buena de verdad no necesita andar pregonando sus acciones para que los demás le crean

[Paloma]

Y que pasaría si Heather es realmente la víctima???
Han pensado en eso alguna vez??? Dejen a un lado sus pasiones y piensen en eso. La están satanizando como lo hicieron con Yoko.
Las cioncas de McCartney son bellísimas, pero quién conoce realmente la personalidad de este señor??? Fumaba marimba, eso le puede haber afectado el cerebro!!!


Que hermosa.

Feliz día de los inocentes atrasado

Caí.....

[FANNY_McCARTNEY]

Como siempre, ella es la que va a salir más humillada, y lo mejor del caso es q no tenemos q mover un solo dedo para ello..
solita solita se rebaja..

[beatle_montse]

mmmmmmmmmm.....No se pero por una parte me da curiosidad ver esa caricatura
solo quiero ver que mentiras dira esa vieja
aunque la verdad no creo que salga al aire

[macca_letitbe11]

Igual y todo esto está siendo un poco exagerado por la prensa. No creo que Heather tenga tanta estupidez como para arriesgar la poca dignidad que le queda con una cosa tan absurda. Si quiere engañar a alguien, que lo haga en libros, pero que no manche el sagrado nombre de las caricaturas animadas

[Roxy Sadie]

No creo que Heather tenga tanta estupidez como para arriesgar la poca dignidad que le queda con una cosa tan absurda.

A poco Heather tiene dignidad?

[macca_letitbe11]

No creo que Heather tenga tanta estupidez como para arriesgar la poca dignidad que le queda con una cosa tan absurda.

A poco Heather tiene dignidad?

mmm Buen punto...